Name: Jeremy Randolph-Flagg

Nickname: Jason, Jer, Jer-Bear, Jerm

Height:~1 (fathom)

Weight: 365lbs on Jupiter (on a good day)

Favorite Position: fetal

Favorite GoP Alum: original Frike

Favorite CUTboy: . . . I work with Elliot

Favorite Syzygite: Lucia

Favorite Eclipser: . . . this seems like a loaded question p>

Favorite Drink: I hydrate intravenously

Bowling High Score: I think I broke 50?

Personal Achievements: see above^

Favorite Quotation (preferably from D-Mac[although if you don’t know who D-Mac is, feel free to use any gopper): “I AM THE GREATEST PLAYER AT THIS SCHOOL!” – unoriginal Frike p>

Favorite Real Sport: Tennis

Personal Anecdote: I’m an actual Hawaiian[kinda]

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