I didn't make up the name of the picture. Maybe his parents call him Jamie?

Name: James Sheridan

Nickname: James Sheridan

Height: 5’10”

Weight: The difference between what Draper says he weighs and what he really weighs.

Bra Size: Au Natural

Favorite Position: Untied

Favorite Republican: That guy who shot some dude in the face point blank, then shook his hand

Favorite GoP Alum: “Yui, yui, yui, yui”

Favorite Pedophile: Gary Glitter

Favorite CUTboy: Corley “Dan Mammal” Miller

Favorite Syzygite: Nicky “I can pull farther than Oto” Bloom

Favorite Eclipser: Jane Sturges

Favorite Hot Karl: Kevin Close (also a starting cutter for Mary Washington)

Bowling High Score: 196

Personal Achievements: Being arrested with Martin Sheen

Favorite Real Sport: Involuntary Luge

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Do they have golf clubs?

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Grow out my hair.

Personal Anecdote: That one disc race in Vegas (ask Joe Sigrin), and that thing I did on Monty’s bearskin rug.

Favorite Element (not Cesium): Suprise (spellling’s four bitces)

Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzQbfM78c8w