Name: Jacob Cohen

Nickname: Jaycoco, Squire, Cob Cohen

Hometown: Milwaukee, WI

Home: Tuck House

Height: Shortest on the team two years running (5’7″ if you round up)

Weight: smol

Favorite Position: Buster

Favorite Republican: Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Favorite GoP Alum: Admiral Rohrbach

Favorite CUTboy: Eric “not a puller” Taylor

Favorite Syzygite: That’s a toughie

Favorite Eclipser: How can I choose just one?!

Favorite Karl: Marx

Favorite Drink: Airplane cranberry juice

Bowling High Score: Definitely higher than Noah’s

Personal Achievements: I beat my twin out of the womb 

Favorite Quote: “All gop, all spring” – Nelson Rohrbach

Favorite Song: “Over the Horizon” by Samsung

Favorite Real Sport: Spikeball

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Most 12 year olds are bigger than me…

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Agreed to be social captain

Personal Anecdote: My twin and I looked exactly like Zack and Cody when we were younger

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