
Name: Jacob Cohen
Nickname: Jaycoco, Squire, Cob Cohen
Hometown: Milwaukee, WI
Home: Tuck House
Height: Shortest on the team two years running (5’7″ if you round up)
Weight: smol
Favorite Position: Buster
Favorite Republican: Tina Fey as Sarah Palin
Favorite GoP Alum: Admiral Rohrbach
Favorite CUTboy: Eric “not a puller” Taylor
Favorite Syzygite: That’s a toughie
Favorite Eclipser: How can I choose just one?!
Favorite Karl: Marx
Favorite Drink: Airplane cranberry juice
Bowling High Score: Definitely higher than Noah’s
Personal Achievements: I beat my twin out of the womb
Favorite Quote: “All gop, all spring” – Nelson Rohrbach
Favorite Song: “Over the Horizon” by Samsung
Favorite Real Sport: Spikeball
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Most 12 year olds are bigger than me…
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Agreed to be social captain
Personal Anecdote: My twin and I looked exactly like Zack and Cody when we were younger
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