Name: Henry 

Nickname: Hendo

Hometown: Shoreview, MN

Height: 6’9

Weight: 257.2

Favorite Position: Whichever one that hurts my back the least

Favorite Republican: lol idk

Favorite GoP Alum: Matt Godfrey

Favorite CUTboy:  Chris Padilla

Favorite Syzygite: Eliza

Favorite Eclipser: allofdem

Favorite Drink:  2% Melk

Bowling High Score: 419

Personal Achievements:  I was a three time captain of my high school’s Varsity Tiddlywinks squad

Favorite Quote:  “That was totally wicked!”

Favorite Real Sport: Croquet 

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 0.789

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP):  betting Abe 5$ that the Cavs are gonna win it all (shoulda bet more)

Personal Anecdote:  I once ate 13 bananas in an hour and a half

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