Name: Henry
Nickname: Hendo
Hometown: Shoreview, MN
Height: 6’9
Weight: 257.2
Favorite Position: Whichever one that hurts my back the least
Favorite Republican: lol idk
Favorite GoP Alum: Matt Godfrey
Favorite CUTboy: Chris Padilla
Favorite Syzygite: Eliza
Favorite Eclipser: allofdem
Favorite Drink: 2% Melk
Bowling High Score: 419
Personal Achievements: I was a three time captain of my high school’s Varsity Tiddlywinks squad
Favorite Quote: “That was totally wicked!”
Favorite Real Sport: Croquet
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 0.789
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): betting Abe 5$ that the Cavs are gonna win it all (shoulda bet more)
Personal Anecdote: I once ate 13 bananas in an hour and a half
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