Name: Isak
Nickname: Isaac, Sak of Eyes Son of Poul
Hometown: Ann Arbor
Height: 6′ if you round up
Weight: Depends
Favorite Position: Falcon Left
Favorite Republican: Sheev
Favorite GoP Alum: Champ
Favorite CUTboy: Justin Washington
Favorite Syzygite: Allegra McKee
Favorite Eclipser: Colleen Milligan
Favorite Drink: Milkshakes
Bowling High Score: 6 pins if you round up
Personal Achievements: See above
Favorite Quote: “SAIL!” 5x -AWOLNATION
Favorite Real Sport: Hacky sack
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 6 if you round up
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GoP): Thrown a huge hammer at stall 0 while I was completely undefended
Personal Anecdote: A man in a moose costume on a snowboard crashed into me while I was skiing
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-WZCAwbFNI