Name: Will Gleason
Nickname: “Should have checked the email” or “Willis” (arch.)
Hometown: Bainbridge Island, WA
Height: 5 11 and a half (very important!)
Weight: 150
Favorite Position: Coach always thought I had potential at second base, so I played a lot of that, but my true love will always be center field
Favorite Republican: John McCain always seemed like a good guy to me.
Favorite GoP Alum: Uh
Favorite CUTboy: So many wholesome chaps to choose from!
Favorite Syzygite: Too intimidated
Favorite Eclipser: See above
Favorite Drink: Ginger beer
Bowling High Score: I need to get out more, don’t I?
Personal Achievements: I once beat Civilization 5 as Sweden (marathon length, cultural victory, king difficulty, a few thousand turns, worth every minute).
Favorite Quote: “The art of war teaches us to rely not on the likelihood of the enemy’s not coming, but on our own readiness to receive him; not on the chance of his not attacking, but rather on the fact that we have made our position unassailable.” -Sun Tzu
Favorite Real Sport: Kubb
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Depends on their ferocity. I could probably get one or two to stand down, but assuming mob mentality is at play, 5 or 6?
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Eating Fiber One bars before a long run.
Personal Anecdote: One night I decided to begin a healthy lifestyle. I ate a bunch of spinach. The following morning my stomach hurt like none other. Turns out I had appendicitis. Make of this what you will!
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