Name: David Goodell

Favorite Planet: Pluto

Hometown: Winchester, MA

Tallness: Taller than ness

Weight: Just shy of 20 gallons of pee on the fields

Favorite Position: 1st tenor

Favorite Republican: Bebraham Lincoln

Favorite GoP Alum: It’s too close to call

Favorite CUTboy: Cameron Kingman Hastings

Favorite Syzygite:

Favorite Eclipser: the moon

Favorite Hot Nova: Caleb Sr.

Favorite Drink: Hot apple cider

Bowling High Score: -3

Personal Achievements: Kickspiking cake at natties

Favorite Quote: “ohhh dargvid…” -mart <3

Favorite Real Sport: Calvinball

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 0

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): told blind cyclops true name

Personal Anecdote: I got lost alone in Italy once.

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