Name: David Goodell
Favorite Planet: Pluto
Hometown: Winchester, MA
Tallness: Taller than ness
Weight: Just shy of 20 gallons of pee on the fields
Favorite Position: 1st tenor
Favorite Republican: Bebraham Lincoln
Favorite GoP Alum: It’s too close to call
Favorite CUTboy: Cameron Kingman Hastings
Favorite Syzygite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGXDKrUoVrw
Favorite Eclipser: the moon
Favorite Hot Nova: Caleb Sr.
Favorite Drink: Hot apple cider
Bowling High Score: -3
Personal Achievements: Kickspiking cake at natties
Favorite Quote: “ohhh dargvid…” -mart <3
Favorite Real Sport: Calvinball
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 0
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): told blind cyclops true name
Personal Anecdote: I got lost alone in Italy once.
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