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Name: J. Alfred Groinman
Nickname: Michael Groeneman
Height: Slightly Above Average
Weight: Slightly Below Average
Bra Size: Not statistically significant
Favorite Position: On top … of a spiked disc
Frisbee Position: Cutter on the far break side / Guy yelling “chilly” on the sideline
Favorite Republican: John Huntsman
Favorite GoP Alum: Binyamin Al-Cahalwell (Senior GoPers FTW)
Favorite CUTboy: David Long
Favorite Syzygite: Karson
Favorite Eclipser: Oto (how could I pick?)
Favorite Drink: Magic Hat #9 / Vernors Ginger Ale
Bowling High Score: 212. No kidding.
Personal Achievements: See previous question.
Favorite Quote (preferably from D-Mac [although if you don’t know who D-Mac is, feel free to use any gopper]): That one time Devon spoke was pretty memorable.
Favorite Real Sport: ATL
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Two, or infinite if I had playboy and video games on hand.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Leaving the pickle jar open at Hallowinona 2010.  That, and letting Max drive my car.
Personal Anecdote: I’ve seen all 29,432 ways to destroy an iPhone.