Name: Gabe
Nickname: The Noodle
Hometown: Culver City, CA
Height: 73.47 discs tall
Weight: 19 million Sesame seeds
Favorite Position: Cart Wheelin’
Favorite Republican: Yikes rn
Favorite GoP Alum: That one from the 90’s that I met randomly at pick up in LA
Favorite CUTboy: AK
Favorite Syzygite: Its fun to stay at the– S–Y! Z–Y! G–Y! Go!
Favorite Eclipser: Todas ellas
Favorite Karl: Sagan
Favorite Drink: Zach and Smiles are incorrect, 2% is better
Bowling High Score: Here is my bowl highlight reel (sorry it’s a bit outdated. Catch me at 0:29 to see my professional form and how I deal with the competition https://youtu.be/kffacxfA7G4?t=28
Personal Achievements: Being in a Epi-pen commercial (Don’t share this usually but here is the link :O ) https://youtu.be/MgTPpt_vzlE
Favorite Quote: “What makes CUT players so good, anyway? Either you can throw a frisbee or you can’t” -Emily Hall
Favorite Real Sport: Jiskefet https://youtu.be/E_6d3JBBo4s?t=120
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Hard 0
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Similar situation… https://youtu.be/I6_0BUvxZ68?t=16
Personal Anecdote: “Mulch, meow, and mourn much more than a minute my mfriend and melodies of melodramas may meander mightily making many mpeople moody and mad”
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxsEmETNyi8 Great series too