Name: Gabe

Nickname: The Noodle

Hometown: Culver City, CA

Height: 73.47 discs tall

Weight: 19 million Sesame seeds

Favorite Position: Cart Wheelin’

Favorite Republican: Yikes rn

Favorite GoP Alum: That one from the 90’s that I met randomly at pick up in LA

Favorite CUTboy: AK

Favorite Syzygite: Its fun to stay at the– S–Y! Z–Y! G–Y! Go!

Favorite Eclipser: Todas ellas

Favorite Karl: Sagan

Favorite Drink: Zach and Smiles are incorrect, 2% is better

Bowling High Score: Here is my bowl highlight reel (sorry it’s a bit outdated. Catch me at 0:29 to see my professional form and how I deal with the competition

Personal Achievements: Being in a Epi-pen commercial (Don’t share this usually but here is the link :O )

Favorite Quote: “What makes CUT players so good, anyway? Either you can throw a frisbee or you can’t” -Emily Hall

Favorite Real Sport: Jiskefet

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Hard 0

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Similar situation…

Personal Anecdote: “Mulch, meow, and mourn much more than a minute my mfriend and melodies of melodramas may meander mightily making many mpeople moody and mad”

Favorite YouTube video: Great series too