’24 Liam Etelson

Name: Liam Etelson

Pronouns: He/Him

Nickname: Gandalf, etelspoon

Hometown: Berkeley, CA

Height: 6’3″

Weight: 7

RAS: Exempt from question (handler)

Favorite frisbee player: Naruto

Favorite drink: Hamm’s Float

Favorite stink: All bad smells are bad

Favorite real sport: Calvinball

Favorite quote: Leeeeroooooy Jeeeeeenkins!!!!!” – Leeroy Jenkins

Bowling High Score: 44 (with bumpers)

Personal Achievements: A bunch of magic the gathering stuff mostly

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 2

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Listened to Slave New Desart at max volume

Personal Anecdote: Chugging my entire 64 ounce Nalgene at the front of the airport security line