Name: Emmett Forster
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Frosty, Scooter, Quatro
Hometown: Northfield, MN
Height: Definitively not enough (assessment approved by a local meteorologist)
Weight: Whatever the opposite of “dump truck” is.
RAS: I’d put myself at ~8.2. Sleeper pick in the late third round.
Favorite frisbee player: Company. Obviously. (see Ultiworld’s “D-III Men’s College Primer 2023” section I part IV paragraph III for details)
Favorite drink: Winning at beer pong.
Favorite stink: A smooth pre-tourney shit with a clean wipe.
Favorite real sport: Jedi training on Dagobah.
Favorite quote: “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune
Bowling High Score: Something like 121.
Personal Achievements: Single 😉
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: My paralyzing fear of 12 year olds is only held in check by the above quotation.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Free soloed on an uninhabited Greek island with zero rock climbing training.
Personal Anecdote: Son of a CUT and Syz couple.
Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/dmQDVHjTveI?si=gstbjclpNcwnh_er