Name: Samuel William White
Nickname: Gamgee/Frodo
Height: 5′ 9.6″
Weight: 160 lbz
Bra Size: the big kind
Favorite Position: big long pink strong D line
Favorite GoP Alum: Todd Anderson (I think he went to my high school)
Favorite CUTboy: RUSS
Favorite Syzigite: the one who’s name i remember
Favorite Eclipser: Katie Claibourne
Favorite Drink: Anything with orange in it: orange soda/orange juice/orange cream soda/fuzzynavel
Bowling High Score: 210
Favorite Quotation (preferably Niko):  “sucks to suck” – Niko
Favorite Real Sport: Soccer
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 1.5-2.5
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP):  trying to keep the ring for myself
Personal Anecdote: once I went on this quest with myself and 8 other guys and they wrote a book about it. look it up. its good shit
Favorite YouTube video: Gil in