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Name: Mike Chappell

Nickname: Bog Fucking Mike; Frike; Vomit; V-squared

Height: 5’11”

Weight: A robust 160

Bra Size: Becca Plotnick said I wasn’t even an A cup

Favorite Position: Cheat to win

Favorite Republican: Sam Feigenbaum

Favorite GoP Alum: Phil Chien

Favorite CUTboy: The best player on CUT (AKA Tyler Mahony)

Favorite Syzygite: The dozen or so that live in Parish

Favorite Eclipser: Whoevers butt I think I caressed that night…

Favorite Drink: Anything fruity

Bowling High Score: 157

Personal Achievements: I made GOP. Enough said.

Favorite Quotation (preferably from D-Mac[although if you don’t know who D-Mac is, feel free to use any gopper): Higher ground

Favorite Real Sport: Pretty much any sport that uses real athletes instead of upper-middle class white kids

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Probably about 5

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I’ll give you a hint: I was wearing a dress…

Personal Anecdote: I once woke up in the hospital and had to put a dress BACK ON in order to leave.