Name: Elek
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: Elk, Elektricity
Hometown: Seattle
Height: 5’13”
Weight: 169
RAS: 81%
Favorite frisbee player: Will Brandt
Favorite drink: Stink
Favorite stink: Drink
Favorite real sport: Cricket
Favorite quote: “Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.” – anonymous
Bowling High Score: I am an unmatched god at Wii sports bowling, a perfect game is the best day of your life. For me it’s a tuesday.
Personal Achievements: “liberated” 50+ discs for CHOP
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: I think that I could take on at least 7 of them but 2 is the maximum amount before a get arrested for assaulting a minor
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): I thought it would be really cool to do the splits but it turns out that made me too flexible and I missed the winter season and now the doctor says I’m not allowed to do the splits anymore.
Personal Anecdote: It’s called a romp-him not a romper thank you very much, and it’s not a joke, it’s fashionable.
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXYB2cd8