Name: Michael

Nickname: Mike(lame i know)

Hometown: Oakland, CA

Height: 6’0 on a good day

Weight: 165 on a bad one

Favorite Position: what kind of position?

Favorite Republican: me

Favorite GoP Alum: Cory “the beard” Fauver

Favorite CUTboy: Jake Yanoviak

Favorite Syzygite: hmmm

Favorite Eclipser: indeed

Favorite Drink: Water

Bowling High Score: 212

Personal Achievements: breathing

Favorite Quote: “the only thing that I know is that I know nothing”-Socrates

Favorite Real Sport: I thought frisbee was a real sport……just kidding 😛

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 5

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Trying out for CUT

Personal Anecdote: I’m dope and I do dope shit, every once in a while, when my mom says its ok…

Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/aK_DHwH8Q-M