Name: Michael
Nickname: Mike(lame i know)
Hometown: Oakland, CA
Height: 6’0 on a good day
Weight: 165 on a bad one
Favorite Position: what kind of position?
Favorite Republican: me
Favorite GoP Alum: Cory “the beard” Fauver
Favorite CUTboy: Jake Yanoviak
Favorite Syzygite: hmmm
Favorite Eclipser: indeed
Favorite Drink: Water
Bowling High Score: 212
Personal Achievements: breathing
Favorite Quote: “the only thing that I know is that I know nothing”-Socrates
Favorite Real Sport: I thought frisbee was a real sport……just kidding 😛
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 5
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Trying out for CUT
Personal Anecdote: I’m dope and I do dope shit, every once in a while, when my mom says its ok…
Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/aK_DHwH8Q-M