Stupid Italy.


Name: Eric Alexander

Nickname: EA

Height: 19.05 decimeters

Weight: 81,646,626 milligrams


Position: Safety

Republican: Jack Bauer

GoP alum: Frankie McNallie

CUTboy: RoommateBob

Syzygite: Sophie “MuDog” Hines

Element: Americium (America’s A-Element)

YouTube contributor: Alex Gibson


Bowling High Score: 189

Number of 12 year olds you think you could beat up at once: 15 (with full body armor)

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Living with Yui.

Second dumbest thing you’ve ever done: Living with Cochrane.