Stats
Name: Eric Alexander
Nickname: EA
Height: 19.05 decimeters
Weight: 81,646,626 milligrams
Favorites…
Position: Safety
Republican: Jack Bauer
GoP alum: Frankie McNallie
CUTboy: RoommateBob
Syzygite: Sophie “MuDog” Hines
Element: Americium (America’s A-Element)
YouTube contributor: Alex Gibson
Miscellaneous…
Bowling High Score: 189
Number of 12 year olds you think you could beat up at once: 15 (with full body armor)
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Living with Yui.
Second dumbest thing you’ve ever done: Living with Cochrane.