dawson the explorer

Name: Dawson d’Almeida
Nickname: Dawesome
Hometown: Austria
Height: 165lbs
Weight: see this video
Favorite Position: Night security guard at the Natural History Museum
Favorite Republican: Emperor Palpatine
Favorite GoP Alum: Bryce Barton
Favorite CUTboy: Justin T. Washington
Favorite Syzygite: A conjunction or opposition, especially of the moon with the sun
Favorite Eclipser: the moon or the sun, you decide
Favorite Drink: Definitely Milk Schnapps 110% Best Drink On this Planet (‘specially with a light sprinkle o’ chocolate)
Bowling High Score: 2
Personal Achievements: I beat Nathan at smash 😉
Favorite Quote: “Wow” -Owen Wilson
Favorite Real Sport: Fishing
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 0
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I got lost in Walgreens with Bryce
Personal Anecdote: I was involved in the creation of the greatest cocktail that the world has ever seen (see favorite drink if confused)
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw6odlNp7_8