Name: Gabe Driscoll
Pronouns He/Him
Nickname: Disco
Hometown: West Newbury, MA
Height: 5′ 11.8″
Weight: 170 loaves of bread (by Iowa standard measure)
RAS: 3
Favorite frisbee player: Michael Z. Massad
Favorite drink: room temperature tap water
Favorite stink: Oranges
Favorite real sport: Track & Field
Favorite quote: I got the double Penjamin City on deck I’m about to take a trip to double Penjamin City you feel me? Shall we? Cheers my friends.
Bowling High Score: 7 bowls! I had to use my head
Personal Achievements: Verified first ascent from the kitchen to my bed, 2023 Houseplants Did Not Die award recipient, 36 ACT
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 8 (by Iowan standard measure)
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Tried to have a lightsaber battle with fluorescent light tubes
Personal Anecdote: One time I blew a conch shell for 52 seconds straight. I later learned that marine life around the globe moved significantly toward Northfield during that time. I am eager to continue exploring my abilities and honing my aquatic communication skills. I expect to develop further fish summoning techniques in this position and would bring a lot to the company.
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtxkf40HtY