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Name: Danny Bruce

Nickname: Chief Fast Like Mountain

Height: 5’9


Favorite Position: Deep Deep

Favorite Republican: George Frisbie Hoar (a.k.a. the dude with massive white mutton chops)

Favorite GoP Alum: Broto

Favorite CUTboy: Lukey Pow Pow

Favorite Syzygite: Biz Silverstein

Favorite Eclipser: Hootenanny

Favorite Drink: Jameson Vintage 18 yr old, neat

Bowling High Score: 37

Personal Achievements: Eating an entire Denny’s scrambler in under 4 minutes.

Favorite Quote: “Are ‘asian lady beetles’ another term for Carleton biddies?” -Anne Angarola

Favorite Real Sport: Icing

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 5. 7 if I’ve got some “riot juice” in me.

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Hooking up with Matt Reindel.

Personal Anecdote: I once inflated my own face. True story.

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