Name: Danny Bruce
Nickname: Chief Fast Like Mountain
Height: 5’9
Weight:185
Favorite Position: Deep Deep
Favorite Republican: George Frisbie Hoar (a.k.a. the dude with massive white mutton chops)
Favorite GoP Alum: Broto
Favorite CUTboy: Lukey Pow Pow
Favorite Syzygite: Biz Silverstein
Favorite Eclipser: Hootenanny
Favorite Drink: Jameson Vintage 18 yr old, neat
Bowling High Score: 37
Personal Achievements: Eating an entire Denny’s scrambler in under 4 minutes.
Favorite Quote: “Are ‘asian lady beetles’ another term for Carleton biddies?” -Anne Angarola
Favorite Real Sport: Icing
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 5. 7 if I’ve got some “riot juice” in me.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Hooking up with Matt Reindel.
Personal Anecdote: I once inflated my own face. True story.
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz9iN44LwoE or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ltAI6PdMo&NR=1