Stats
Name: Daniel Cooper McDonald
Nickname: O-Mac
Height: a generous 6′
Weight: none of your damn business
Bra Size: 40B
Favorites
Republican: Baberaham Lincoln
Dive: Triple Lindy
GoP Alum: Will Sierzchula
Death Wish Movie: Death Wish III
Drink: Whiskey sour
Quote: “According to a recent polling of Americans, nearly 100 percent dislike being struck with a pole.” – Salomone Baquis
Road House: The Double Deuce
Real Sport: Slamball
Element: Styx
YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCCGgqP4zo
Other
Bowling High Score: 162
Personal Achievements: bowled a 162 without bumpers, got a hole-in-one (on a mulligan, but it still counts), got kicked out of an amusement park for driving too aggressively on the go-kart track, put dentist’s children through college
What I feel like: Chicken Tonight
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 5 able-bodied, 7 handicapped
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done: screwed up a Tarski/Kuratowski computation and thus misclassified in the arithmetical hierarchy the set of all indices that Gödel number a partial recursive function whose domain is a creative set; also, poured gas into the radiator of a tractor instead of the gas tank
Extra: D-Mac… more like… P-Mac!… I don’t get it…