Name: Chris O’Mara
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: .COM, chrisoshow, isto, tofu, cwis
Hometown: Washington, DC
Height: 5”8’ when getting 4-6 hours of sunlight a day + enough water
Weight: what are we weighting for?
RAS: low hip flexor mobility, test failed.
Favorite frisbee player: the wilson wizard, the chevy chase cavalier himself, Jacques Nissen
Favorite drink: 16oz iced little joy spring fling
Favorite stink: gasoline
Favorite real sport: winter futsol IMs. cheeky blinders winning it all this year
Favorite quote: “If all the year were playing holidays, to sport would be as tedious as to work. But seldom come they wished for come, and nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.”
Bowling High Score: 141, notbaly while on a double date with Elek. it was the best i have ever performed in anything
Personal Achievements: beat Ashley Rosenberg in a race on 4th libe june of 2023.
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: enough.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): bet it all on the ponies
Personal Anecdote: Still waiting for my growth spurt. One day it will come and you will all be sorry.
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFrPz1WkBvk