
Name: Jack Rybarczyk
Nickname: Barch
Hometown: Minneapolis
Height: “If a guy is over 6 feet tall and can’t dunk he’s not valid” -confucius
Weight: 70lb soaking dry
Favorite Position: athletic
Favorite Republican: lego abraham lincoln
Favorite House: music
Favorite Pancake Topping: peace love and understanding
Favorite GoP/CHOP Alum: ’22 OG’s Sir Brendan Laliberte and Dr. Abi Goldenberg
Favorite CUTboy: ox·y·mo·ron /ˌäksəˈmôrˌän / noun / a combination of contradictory or incongruous words … JK Jace Dean
Favorite Syzygite: too scary
Favorite Eclipser: too close to call
Favorite Drink: LDC’s world famous sparkling water. “so spicy you’ll slap ya mama”
Bowling High Score: 180 cumulative over my entire life
Personal Achievements: had my improv book stolen in Oakland
Favorite Quote: ppl who yell “ultimate” as they pull
Favorite Real Sport: patellar tendonitis rehab
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically— I’ll stop you right there. i’d rather just hang out.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): playing for GOP
Personal Anecdote: please don’t ask. that’s personal…
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqlSZAudN6A&list=PL4RE-ax7F6Lh6FUnb8r8W2wWcgIVMvPUb