Name: Jack Rybarczyk

Nickname: Barch

Hometown: Minneapolis

Height: “If a guy is over 6 feet tall and can’t dunk he’s not valid” -confucius

Weight: 70lb soaking dry

Favorite Position: athletic

Favorite Republican: lego abraham lincoln

Favorite House: music

Favorite Pancake Topping: peace love and understanding

Favorite GoP/CHOP Alum: ’22 OG’s Sir Brendan Laliberte and Dr. Abi Goldenberg

Favorite CUTboy: ox·y·mo·ron /ˌäksəˈmôrˌän / noun / a combination of contradictory or incongruous words … JK Jace Dean

Favorite Syzygite: too scary

Favorite Eclipser: too close to call

Favorite Drink: LDC’s world famous sparkling water. “so spicy you’ll slap ya mama”

Bowling High Score: 180 cumulative over my entire life

Personal Achievements: had my improv book stolen in Oakland

Favorite Quote: ppl who yell “ultimate” as they pull

Favorite Real Sport: patellar tendonitis rehab

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically— I’ll stop you right there. i’d rather just hang out.

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): playing for GOP

Personal Anecdote: please don’t ask. that’s personal…

Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqlSZAudN6A&list=PL4RE-ax7F6Lh6FUnb8r8W2wWcgIVMvPUb