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Name: Charlie

Nickname: Super-Intelligent Charlie

Height: 6-0

Weight: 155

Favorite Position: d-line handler on gop eating team

Favorite Republican: Mike Chappell

Favorite CUTboy: CUTyler

Favorite Syzygite: that one that Martin keeps introducing me to. i can never remember her name

Favorite Eclipser: BG. i just owe her so much

Favorite Drink: leftover LaBatt Ice

Favorite Real Sport: trying to get Cute Sam to come to wnb

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 0. i still have bad memories from middle school.

Favorite YouTube video: that last one Scott Graber sent out. Man that was good

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): i never do anything dumb.