Name: Maxfield Longchamp  
Nickname: Champ
Height: “as close to six feet as you can be without being six feet” – nurse at my doctor’s office
Weight: 165
Bra Size: one size fits all
Favorite Position: 53° 38′ 54.45″ N, 2° 19′ 13.76″ W
Favorite Republican: Tim Thomas
Favorite GoP Alum: I’ve met Cory Fauver and Micheal Groeneman a few times. They’re pretty cool.
Favorite CUTboy: Russ Hanson’s got some sick dangles out on the bald spot
Favorite Syzygite: I don’t know any of their names..
Favorite Eclipser: your mother
Favorite Drink: large vanilla milkshake on a hot summer day
Bowling Low Score: 38. What kind of a bowling alley doesn’t have bumpers?
Personal Achievements: in high school I was JV baseball MVP 2 years running while averaging 2 errors a game at third base.
Favorite Quotation (preferably from D-Mac[although if you don’t know who D-Mac is, feel free to use any gopper]): “I am your overseer motherfucker” – Rhys
Favorite Real Sport: basement soccer/backyard water polo
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: unarmed: 10; armed: more; sneak attack:∞

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): My friend and I once played a game where we put a pillow on our heads and hit each other with mini hockey sticks. It ended with him bleeding all over my floor.
Personal Anecdote: I like it when it snows
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