Brandon T. Web

Editor’s note: B-titties has submitted two separate biographies while on GOP. One his freshman year, and one his sophomore year. I have included both of them because they show the incredible progress and maturity of this talented young man.

Answers circa 5/9/11:

Name: B-titties

Nickname: Black Dynamite

Height: Tall enough)

Weight: 175 lbs

Favorite Position: D-line cutter

Favorite Republican: Abraham Lincoln

Favorite CUTboy: Ian Hollyer EDITOR’S NOTE: <—-hehehehehe this makes me laugh

Favorite Syzygite: LIZ ARAKAKI!!!!!

Favorite Eclipser: Laura Hockenbury

Bowling High Score: 189

Personal Achievements: 2nd-degree black belt, study abroad in Spain

Favorite Real Sport: Taekwondo

Favorite YouTube video:

Answers circa 2/23/12:

Name: B-Titties

Nickname: B-Tittie

Height: Black basketball player

Favorite Position: O-Line handler on GoP minority team

Favorite Republican: Elephant

Favorite GoP Alum: Tucker

Favorite CUTboy: Logan

Favorite Syzygite: Liz Arakaki

Favorite Eclipser: Katie

Favorite song: Shots by LMFAO and Lil’ Jon

Bowling High Score: 137

Personal Achievements: Beat Halo 3 on legendary on solo mode. Oh, and I also have a 3rd degree black belt

Favorite Quotation: “Never a Hot Karl, always a Hot Karl” –Jonathan Hillis

Favorite Real Sport: Throwing with Niko

Favorite Taekwondo Kick: 360 roundhouse

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Turning down a threesome with Halle Berry and J.Lo

Personal Anecdote: I woke up one morning with a smile on my face… I have never been the same since.

Favorite YouTube video: Like a Bus!