Editor’s note: B-titties has submitted two separate biographies while on GOP. One his freshman year, and one his sophomore year. I have included both of them because they show the incredible progress and maturity of this talented young man.
Answers circa 5/9/11:
Name: B-titties
Nickname: Black Dynamite
Height: Tall enough)
Weight: 175 lbs
Favorite Position: D-line cutter
Favorite Republican: Abraham Lincoln
Favorite CUTboy: Ian Hollyer EDITOR’S NOTE: <—-hehehehehe this makes me laugh
Favorite Syzygite: LIZ ARAKAKI!!!!!
Favorite Eclipser: Laura Hockenbury
Bowling High Score: 189
Personal Achievements: 2nd-degree black belt, study abroad in Spain
Favorite Real Sport: Taekwondo
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw
Answers circa 2/23/12:
Name: B-Titties
Nickname: B-Tittie
Height: Black basketball player
Favorite Position: O-Line handler on GoP minority team
Favorite Republican: Elephant
Favorite GoP Alum: Tucker
Favorite CUTboy: Logan
Favorite Syzygite: Liz Arakaki
Favorite Eclipser: Katie
Favorite song: Shots by LMFAO and Lil’ Jon
Bowling High Score: 137
Personal Achievements: Beat Halo 3 on legendary on solo mode. Oh, and I also have a 3rd degree black belt
Favorite Quotation: “Never a Hot Karl, always a Hot Karl” –Jonathan Hillis
Favorite Real Sport: Throwing with Niko
Favorite Taekwondo Kick: 360 roundhouse
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Turning down a threesome with Halle Berry and J.Lo
Personal Anecdote: I woke up one morning with a smile on my face… I have never been the same since.
Favorite YouTube video: Like a Bus!