Name: Ben “Bip” “The Bipster” “Jamie” “Bones” “Cello” “Megatron” “The Human Fidget Spinner” Mellin

Nicknames: n/a

Hometown: St. Paul “Beantown” Minnesota

Height: 1.03 Matthews

Weight: 1.1 Matthews

Favorite House: Brooks house

Favorite Pancake Topping: A tiny man standing on the pancake making more, tinier pancakes
Favorite GoP/CHOP Alum: Every single last one of those stinky rascals!!

Favorite CUTboy: Joe White (Can we be friends)

Favorite Syzygite: Whichever one spares me a passing glance 

Favorite Eclipser: Every single last one of those stinky rascals!!
Favorite Drink: Brownie batter  

Bowling High Score: 113 (Peter’s eighth birthday)

Personal Achievements: n/a

Favorite Quote: “All the world’s a stage,
 And all the men and women merely players;
 They have their exits and their entrances, 
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms.
Then, the whining school-boy with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then, a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then, the justice,
In fair round belly, with a good capon lined,
With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws, and modern instances,
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.”
Favorite Real Sport: Yoyos

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Depends on if I have my yoyos
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): I didn’t believe in ghosts for 18 years. Boy was I wrong

Personal Anecdote: One time I blasted myself straight into a library where I read so many books 
Favorite YouTube video: