’24 Ed Dowling

Ed has never been caught on camera, so we couldn’t provide a photo.

Name: Ed Dowling

Pronouns: He/Him

Nickname: Big Bird

Nickname: Big bird

Height: 6’3” on good days

Weight: Equivalent to a “mid-sized” slot receiver from the PAC-12

Favorite Pancake Topping: Lard

Favorite GoP/CHOP Alum: The one who flips burgers best in Hawaiians

Favorite CUTboy: They’re all just so sweet!

Favorite Syzygite: Ms. Merrell

Favorite Eclipser: The econ gal

Favorite Drink: Costco’s finest

Bowling High Score: Bowling for what? Bowling for soup.

Personal Achievements: Traded options without going bankrupt

Favorite Quote: “Wouldn’t you like to know weather boi”

Favorite Real Sport: CFB

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Showering in 1st Burton

Personal Anecdote: Aaaaalmost biked down down bell hill on a frosty day in January