Name: Ben Colwell
Nickname: BAC/Alcoholwell/Al bin Al’quiholwell
Height: 1.727×10^10 Å
Weight: I jiggle when I brush my teeth
Bra Size: see above
Favorite Position: O-Line Flick Huck
Favorite Republican: John Francis Donaghy
Favorite GoP Alum: The Class of 2009
Favorite CUTboy: Kinsey, Alex Kinsey
Favorite Syzygite: Laurel Schmidt
Favorite Eclipser: How could I choose…
Favorite Hot Karl: KCLOSE!
Favorite Drink: Whiskey
Favorite Drinking Games: Dirty Rundquist, Whiskey Slaps, Speedbump
Bowling High Score: 183
Favorite Real Sport: L to R – tennis, Twins, Vikings, Wild
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: If they were 12 yr old versions of me – 11, average 12 yr olds – 3
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): purposefully steered a canoe into rapids that turned out to be a miniature waterfall (aluminum for the win)
Personal Anecdote: oh boy… contact Kinsey, Todd, Frank, or Swiggum, they tell it better
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmOTpIVxji8