Name: Ben Colwell

Nickname: BAC/Alcoholwell/Al bin Al’quiholwell

Height: 1.727×10^10 Å

Weight: I jiggle when I brush my teeth

Bra Size: see above

Favorite Position: O-Line Flick Huck

Favorite Republican: John Francis Donaghy

Favorite GoP Alum: The Class of 2009

Favorite CUTboy: Kinsey, Alex Kinsey

Favorite Syzygite: Laurel Schmidt

Favorite Eclipser: How could I choose…

Favorite Hot Karl: KCLOSE!

Favorite Drink: Whiskey

Favorite Drinking Games: Dirty Rundquist, Whiskey Slaps, Speedbump

Bowling High Score: 183

Favorite Real Sport: L to R – tennis, Twins, Vikings, Wild

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: If they were 12 yr old versions of me – 11, average 12 yr olds – 3

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): purposefully steered a canoe into rapids that turned out to be a miniature waterfall (aluminum for the win)

Personal Anecdote: oh boy… contact Kinsey, Todd, Frank, or Swiggum, they tell it better

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