’25 Beckett Schafer

Name: Beckett Schafer

Pronouns: He/Him

Nickname: Bucket boy

Hometown: Left

Height: This many!

Weight: 12 obese cats

Favorite House: Casa de papel

Favorite Pancake Topping: 3 pancakes

Favorite GoP/CHOP Alum: Alian Rafklein

Favorite CUTboy: Willen Bakroop

Favorite Syzygite: Clara Gale

Favorite Eclipser: Partial Lunar

Favorite Drink: Matzoh ball soup

Bowling High Score: 1.6 Flood bowls at Chipotle

Personal Achievements: Very achieved.

Favorite Quote: “Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.” – Hobbes

Favorite Real Sport: Ultimate kick ball into goal

Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 3.4

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Eating glow sticks

Personal Anecdote: Why does gluten not protein?