Name: Brendan Banfield
Pronouns: He/Him
Nickname: BB-8
Hometown: Berkeley, California
Height: I don’t want to talk about it
Weight: 0.06 US tons
RAS: When I put all the numbers in it said negative 3
Favorite frisbee player: Albert Einstein
Favorite drink: Mango Pepsi
Favorite stink: Malt-O-Meal factory
Favorite real sport: Chess
Favorite quote: “If you put a criminal and a martini on a scale, the scale will be even, as long as it’s a very large martini and a very small criminal.”
Bowling High Score: Chopsticks and Woks will only ever give me one
Personal Achievements: I’ve beaten Hollow Knight faster than anyone else ever
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 3
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Yelled across my house “Dad, what are the walls?”
Personal Anecdote: One time I took way too many shots, blacked out, jumped out a window (and hurt my leg), threw up a bunch, and woke up at 6am on someone’s couch
Favorite YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab_E2Ohv5jg