Daniel B. Web

Name:Daniel Barter

Nickname: Two Scoops

Height: 5-11

Weight: 150ish

Bra Size: extra medium

Favorite Position: En Garde

Favorite Republican: Mitt Romney (the 2003-2007 version)

Favorite GoP Alum: Mr. Groinman

Favorite CUTboy: Ben Caffrey (scouting report: “catches the pull and centers to Norden”)

Favorite Syzygite: None of them have ever spoken to me.

Favorite Eclipser: That one who spoke to me once.

Favorite Drink: Tropicana Pure Premium no pulp orange juice

Bowling High Score: 164 (or was that golf, I can’t remember)

Personal Achievements: 2010 Massachusetts state science Olympiad first place in mouse-trap vehicle

Favorite Quotation (preferably from D-Mac[although if you don’t know who D-Mac is, feel free to use any gopper): “The doctor says they might be able to give me teeth when I stop playing sports” -D-Mac (i know who d-mac is now)

Favorite Real Sport: Broomball.

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: I’m pretty sure i could beat up 12 one-year-olds

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): I tried to take a picture of a statue in a museum that had a don’t take pictures sign.

Personal Anecdote: my high school math team didn’t want me, so i had to play frisbee instead.

Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TbpgZ2Dt0A