Name: Abe

Nickname: beb

Hometown: Triforce

Height: 5’11

Weight: 190

Favorite Position: Low libido

Favorite GoP Alum: Cory

Favorite CUTboy: Henway Fishbowl. Also the fan favorite Sol “Talks Loudly to Women he Just Met” Yanuck

Favorite Syzigite: Ryan <3

Favorite Person who plays for Eclipse: I hardly know her

Favorite Drink: more water

Favorite Hot Nova: Miko if he gives me the single in Eugs

Bowling High Score: How many points do you get for a gutterball

Personal Achievements: Received a language disability waiver from Carleton College

Favorite Quotation: 

“I don’t know if you’re just fucking with me at this point, but I’m going to give you a TMF if you don’t back up.” -Observer

Favorite Real Sport: School

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Ask my little brother (hint: 0)

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Funny enough, I’ve actually never done a dumb thing

Personal Anecdote: One time in 6th grade Language Arts I got bored and accidentally stapled my thumbs together

Favorite youtube video: https://vine.co/v/eABlIBt3Owj