Tally Party


Name: Andrew Kaplan

Nickname: Tally, Daisy Princess

Height: 6′ 4″

Weight: 195


Position: Permanent Mark

Republican: Andrew Weiner

GoP Alum: BJJ

Syzygite: Farmhouse Ladies (Dylan, Nicky, Julia, & Jessie)

Eclipser: Becky Leichtling

Drink: Evan Williams

Quote: “Lots of gay guys have girlfriends.” – Greg “” Findlay

Real Sport: Beirut

Masturbatory Euphemism: Not not masturbating

YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIRPK8fCjjA , Mambo’s brother is funny.


Bowling High Score: 207

Personal Achievements: Got a D on “the best handler in the country”. Does that make me “the best handler-D in the country”? Yes.

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 0. I’m a peaceful hippie.

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done: Decide to elephant-box Carbomb after my first GoPSocial