Name: Alex Waltz

Nickname: Awal, Waltzy

Height: Dikembe Mutombo minus 1′ 4″ 

Weight: 150 on a good day

Bra Size: I believe the term is brassiere, my lord.

Favorite Position: Driver’s Seat

Favorite Republican: Abe Lincoln

Favorite person named Niko on the team: That guy who takes photos

Favorite GoP Alum: Class of ’10 

Favorite CUTboy: Simon

Favorite Syzygite: Jenny if she actually goes ahead and pursues her dream of being Nancy Botwin reincarnated

Favorite Eclipser: MVD

Favorite Drink: Boxer Summer Shandy – Take a can of Boxer, sip it down a bit, add some lemon juice.  You’ll be glad you did.

Bowling High Score: Wii bowling is my jam

Personal Achievements: Booted in the MSP airport once, 85% sure nobody noticed

Favorite Quote (preferably from D-Mac): “swag”

Favorite Real Sport: Slopestyle Skiing, its in the Olympics.

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Who does that?

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Dirty Rundquists.

Personal Anecdote: I created one-bite challenges, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise