Name: Ami Endo
Pronouns: She/they
Nickname: Shep, The Shepherd, The Shephard, The Shepard, The Sheppard, The Shepperd, or Endo
Hometown: A whimsical little village in the woods where anthropomorphic animals live out the utopic ideal of a socialist, community-oriented, self-sufficient society
Height: 6’6”6”’
Weight: I don’t own a scale
RAS: I like to think of myself as more than just a number
Favorite frisbee player: Ron Swanson in his prime
Favorite drink: Whatever David Krakuar made me that one time
Favorite stink: Sheep that haven’t had their tails docked
Favorite real sport: The Trolley Problem
Favorite quote: “The worst part about being on a synchronized swimming team is when someone else drowns.”
Bowling High Score: Bill Moro
Personal Achievements: I was patient zero for a trench foot outbreak on the team that disqualified us from regionals in the Spring of 2022
Number of 12-year-olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: I don’t own a 12-year-old counter
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for CHOP): Competing in “Wet Sock Olympics” with The CHOP in the Spring of 2022
Personal Anecdote: One day I was walkin’, and I found this big log. And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick. And I was like, “That log had a child.”
Favorite YouTube video: https://youtu.be/bXTLBhe-ccU