Mother’s Day

8 May 2006

Mother’s Day is this Sunday, May 14. Don’t forget to call your Mom and tell her that you love and appreciate her – that’s all she really wants for Mother’s Day.

In honor of Mother’s Day here is some timeless motherly advice:

  • Always change your underwear; you never know when you’ll have an accident.
  • Don’t make that face or it’ll freeze in that position.
  • Be careful or you’ll put your eye out.
  • What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
  • You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
  • Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
  • If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
  • Don’t put that in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!