Mother’s Day is this Sunday, May 14. Don’t forget to call your Mom and tell her that you love and appreciate her – that’s all she really wants for Mother’s Day.
In honor of Mother’s Day here is some timeless motherly advice:
- Always change your underwear; you never know when you’ll have an accident.
- Don’t make that face or it’ll freeze in that position.
- Be careful or you’ll put your eye out.
- What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
- You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!
- Close that door! Were you born in a barn?
- If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
- Don’t put that in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!